The Adventures of Yeloh Kaiba

The Adventures of Yeloh Kaiba is a Troll Fic in the Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom. It centers around the exploits of Yeloh Kaiba and how she duels, then subsequently has sex with most (all?) of the male cast.

It can be read here.

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Tropes used in The Adventures of Yeloh Kaiba include:

• An Aesop: "The moral of the story is that friendship is a powerful bond that lasts a lifetime, and violence is never the answer." ...somehow.
• Author Avatar: The main character shares a name with the user, and most likely resembles them.'
• Beige Prose
• Big No
• Boring Invincible Hero: She has super powers, is an awesome duelist, and gets good grades because she crouches in her chair, eats candy, and develops bags under her eyes.
• Captain Obvious: "People die when they are killed." REALLY?
• Common Mary Sue Traits: It seems like the the author looked up a Yu-Gi-Oh! Mary Sue litmus test and tried to hit every single trait listed.
• Crunchtastic: Instant description just add "-ly"
• Curb Stomp Battle
• Deader Than Dead: "People die when they are killed, and they were deader than dead as they were shot by a laser beam after being struck by lightening."
• Death Is Cheap: Yeloh is instantly revived after dying.
• Department of Redundancy Department: The story provides such gems as "“Isn't that against the rules?â€\x9D asked Yeloh, questioningly." and "“You are mean sluts!â€\x9D said Yeloh, calling the mean sluts, mean sluts." and "“Aw, that's so sad.â€\x9D said Yeloh, observing Yugi's sadness and feeling sympathy for him"
• Did Not Do the Bloody Research
• Empathic Weather: Raining, snowing, and lightning all at once. ...again, somehow.
• Everyone Is Bi: Most of the characters in the story have sex with a female character, then a male character.
• Expansion Pack Past
• Heroic Sacrifice: Yeloh for Yami.
• Idiosyncratic Episode Naming: Each chapter is named "Yeloh Meets (Character)"
• IKEA Erotica: It seems the author learned how to describe sex scenes from My Immortal.
• Lemon: There is a lot of sex scenes. Er... so we are told by the narrator.
• Luke, You Are My Father: So. Much. Incest....
• Most Fanfic Writers Are Girls
• Never Say "Die": "It didn't kill him, it just destroyed him a little." and "It didn't kill her, it might of sent her to the Shadow Realm as the harmless edge of the sword cut into her."
• New Powers as the Plot Demands
• Original Character
• Out of Character: Almost everyone.
• Sailor Earth: Eight Millennium item that Yeloh has.
• Screw the Rules I Have Plot: Yeloh's 'style' of dueling.
• Self-Insert Fic: Yeloh, obviously.
• Shaped Like Itself
• Shout-Out: Tons.
• Super-Powered Evil Side: Yeloh Kaiba has "Yuri Annu".
• Too Good for This Sinful Earth
• Troll Fic: One would hope.
• Winged Humanoid: Yuri Annu
• Wish Fulfillment
• Yaoi Fangirl: The author maybe one. "Bakura went to Pegasus and Marik, then they all sexed like the comic books that aren't like scriptures and give me cravings."
• You Fail Geography Forever: Apparently Wales is a town in England.
  • As pointed out in Light and Dark - The Adventures of Dark Yagami, well, technically...