Testosterone Poisoning/Quotes

"My Mech needs a gigantic steel boner so I can fuck people while I stab them with my big knife!"

—Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler and brother Miles, on Colonel Miles Quaritch of Avatar.

Fuck your lonely shit /b/!!!!! This might be Valentine's Day, but god damn stop being pussies. This is a manly thread, we talk manly shit up in here!!!!! SO WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST????
A HOT ENGINE BLOCK SMOTHERED IN RANCID OIL! WASHED THAT SHIT DOWN WITH A STEIN OF DRANO THEN PICKED MY TEETH WITH A SIGNPOST
[picture of spinning rims] I HAD ME SOME RIMS FOR BREAKFAST

INSTEAD OF BREAKFAST, I HAD SEX WITH A BEAR.

—/b/, "Post #117133822" et al.

"If the strength of your equipment isn't strong enough, then compensate for it with the strength of your arm! That is the way a true man lives!"

—Kogarashi, Kamen no Maid Guy

I can break a door down with one hand behind my back
I can crush a Grizzly til his bones begin to crack
I eat a dozen t-bones for my early morning snack
So imagine what I could do to you...

I can tear a telephone directory in two
Bending iron bars is something else that I can do
I always pick my teeth with the nearest billiard cue
So imagine what I could do to you...

I can knock a hole right through a solid concrete wall
I can pull a tree out by its roots, and that's not all
Now you know about me, you don't need a crystal ball
To tell you what I could do to you

I can crush a house brick with one movement of my hand
And laugh while I reduce it to a dusty heap of sand
I cut a splendid figure when I make my chest expand

So imagine what I could do to you!

—The verses to "Exotic" Adrian Street's theme music.

"Sir Ron, what brand of chainsaw do you use to brush your teeth?"

"Every day I smoke two hundred cigarettes and one hundred cigars and drink a bottle of whisky and three bottles of wine with dinner. And dinner is meat. Raw meat."

—Dirk Anger, Nextwave