Teen Girl Squad/Funny

• In Issue 12:

So and So: -tines.
Cheerleader: * What?* (pronounced like "whuuuuuuut?")
So and So: IT'S VALEN-TINES! T-I-N- (cue the Tines Racer running over So and So)

• • And also:

The Ugly One: *speaking to skeleton lunchlady* Excuse me, Mrs. Embalmo...

Arrow'd Guy: *with impaled voodoo doll resembling TUO* BAD JUJU!!!

The Ugly One: Owww! My the fact that I was alive a second ago!

• In Issue 11, "Here's you're name tag, MARK" and "That's not my wife" always leave this troper in fits of hysteria
• CHILDREN!
• (from issue 7) "TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!" "WAAAAAAAAAA!!"
  • "AGH! GRAGH! And... he died somehow."
• The entirety of Issue 13. Highlights:
  • "Please stop feeding me!"
  • "Don't let Timkins play my PSone!!!!!"
  • "DANGLED OFF A HOTEL BALCONY'D!!!!"
    • "Uh, and then DROPPED FROM SAID HOTEL BALCONY'D!!!!"
  • So and So's face when she yells, "STOP! How many of those have you had?!?!"
    • "Don't you remember health class?! You'll microwave the baby!!!"
  • "You're not my real father!"
  • The Garbage Disposal Song.
    • GARBAGE DISPOSAL, WHAT A WAY TO GO! GARBAGE DISPOSAL, MEET SO AND SO!
  • This troper finds "Snack Mix. In Tompkins' parlor. WITH THE PRETZEL STICK!" oddly hilarious.
• Strong Bad making out with the paper that The Ugly One post-makeover is drawn on. His brother's reactions only make it better.
  • What's Her Face getting stuck on Spin Mode. "Wheeeeeeeeeee."
• The Best Friends Squad song in episode 9.
• It's Strong Bad himself voicing all the characters (In-Universe) so it's a Crowning Moment of Funny when you imagine Strong Bad sitting there, with these voices coming out of his mouth. Both Strong Bad's actor and Strong Bad himself can be considered a Man of a Thousand Voices.
• "Oww! I hope they have these corn chips in heaven!"
  • "Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!"
• "I'M FIVE YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!" *SAILING MISHAP!!!*
• TWELVE-SIDED DIE'D!! Oh, that's rough.