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Talking the Monster to Death/Quotes

Red Mage: The idea was to delay the final battle until we leveled back up, when actually we'd just ignore Chaos until the heat death of the universe. And then, y'know, not our problem. But then he argued me down from infinity to 24 hours.
Black Mage: That's less than ideal.
Red Mage: He had a better bargaining position since he's all-powerful.

Black Mage: Excuses, excuses.
—Eight Bit Theater

Sky Pirate: You know, I could swear you looked different just moments ago... before you went out of sight for a few minutes.

[Beat panel]

Sean: I think the ornate brass scrollwork on your sword has made it less durable than a simpler one, and maybe that multi-lens thingy is all just plain glass and serves no functional purpose? Also pieces of your outfit seems to be inspired by various fashions of 1800s colonialism! Just a warning, but you might have a hard time explaining 'Sorry about the occupation, but this jacket has nice lines, don't you think?'

Sky Pirate: [Stares, jaw agape]

Sean: And oh my goodness you dropped a sprocket and some guy over there said that Queen Victoria was stupid.

Sky Pirate: [Head explodes]
—Dr. McNinja
"Dalek! You have been defeated. Surrender! You have failed. Your forces are destroyed, your home planet a burnt cinder circling a dead sun. Even Davros, your creator, is dead! You have no superiors, no inferiors, no reinforcements, no hope, no rescue! You're trapped, a trillion miles and a thousand years from a disintegrated home. I have defeated you. You no longer serve any purpose."
—The Seventh Doctor to a self-destructing Dalek, "Remembrance Of The Daleks"

Batman: What are you going to do... Talk me to death?

Owlman: Actually... *PUNCH* I thought I'd beat you to death.
—Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths
"But who actually commited the crime... it's you! No alibi, no justice, no dreams, no hope! It's time to pay for your crimes! TAKE THIS!"
—Phoenix Wright's level 3 hyper in Marvel vs. Capcom 3 [1]
  1. ↑ Did I mention it's one of the two most damaging attacks in the entire game?
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