< Suspicious Spending
Suspicious Spending/Quotes
“Mr. X, may we ask you a question?
It's amazing, is it not,
That the city pays you slightly less than fifty bucks a week,
Yet you've purchased a private yacht?
“I am positive your Honor must be joking!
Any working man can do what I have done.
For a month or two I simply gave up smoking,
And I put my extra pennies one by one
“Into a little tin box,
That a little tin key unlocks."
A little tin box—"Little Tin Box," Fiorello!
A.J.: How did you get all this stuff?
Timmy: Internet? Inheritance? ... I - inherited the Internet.
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