< Surrounded by Idiots
Surrounded by Idiots/Quotes
Dark Helmet: How many assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow?
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! (Closes helmet) Keep firing, assholes!
(The entire bridge crew, except for one person, stands up and raises a hand.)
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
"He's as dumb as a bag of hammers, but he works cheap."
"MORONS! I have MORONS on my payroll!"—Cobra Commander, G.I. Joe
"I'm surrounded by defective circuitry..."—Dr Ivo Robotnik, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
"Why are evil geniuses always surrounded by fools?"—Digimon Emperor, Digimon Adventure 02
"I'm surrounded by idiots."—Scar, The Lion King
"Why don't I get any competent henchmen? I offer excellent health benefits, educational opportunities, even a direct share in the enterprise. I even have a Catch Phrase! How does he manage it with just inspirational speeches? Emotional logic is barely any logic at all..."
"Why must I constantly be surrounded by frickin' idiots?"—Doctor Evil, Austin Powers
"Like I said, I'll be famous one day, but for now, I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons."—Greg Heffley, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
"YOU'RE A STUPID INCOMPETENT! I WANT THAT DOCTOR!"—Tobias Vaughn, The Invasion
"Must I be the meat in an imbecile sandwich?"
"I am surrounded by traitors, and FOOLS!!"—Zoran Lazarevic, Uncharted 2
Anakin: So, what are you up to?
Grievous: My armpits in incompetence!
"If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again."—#88, Evil Overlord List
"Note to self: need to hire more henchmen. Good ones this time!"
"Morons! I'm surrounded by morons!"—Carface, All Dogs Go to Heaven
Zeetha: She sounds like an idiot.
Gil: Heavens, yes! If I let everyone I thought was an idiot die, there wouldn't be many people left.
Gil: Well, yes, but never a malicious one.
Zeetha: Is that important?
Sador: What's WRONG is that I have an army full of GENETIC MISTAKES! Why can't my minions be sophisticated or intelligent, like... well, like ME?
Sador: Oh, don't flatter me!
Yago: You can't expect all of us to measure up to you, Sir.
"You are all INCOMPETENTS!"—Osric, Dragonheart: A New Beginning
"I know it's obvious I'm a genius, but is everyone else this stupid?"
Hedley: Now Repeat After Me: "I..."
Hedley: (under his breath) Schmucks...
Thugs: I...
Hedley: ...your name...
Thugs: Your name...
- ↑ Though if you really think that one through, he's really saying he's the idiot...
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