Surrealism/Quotes

"I'm a Surrealist, you know," said Phil, his participles dangling. "If it weren't for the fact that it would be against the rules for me to behave in anything but a purely bizarre manner, you would definitely be in a tin of rice pudding. A whole tin."

—Phil Boswell ([e-mail])

Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.

—Breton

Surrealism is nothing more than a pizza with a melted drain-cleaner canister being carried by a mutant giraffe.

Q: How many Surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The Fish

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored bicycles.

Surrealist jokes just aren't my cup of fur.