Super Weight/Other

New Media

• Orion's Arm:
  • Type 0: Most baseline humans; Victims of the Queen of Pain; victims of Kedric, Verifex, or any other insane transapient.
  • Type 1: Most nearbaseline humans in ultratech civilizations.
  • Type 2: Superiors, cyborgs, vecs, some tweaks, some rianths/splices/provolves.
  • Type 3: Most Transapients
  • Type 4: Higher Transapients, Sentient ships
  • Type 5: Archailects, the Leviathan

• Protectors of the Plot Continuum
  • Type -1: Author-wraiths once Exorcised
  • Type 0: Makes-Things, DoSAT Agents, Medical Agents, Janitors, Nursery kids, most Interns, most Canons under a Mary Sue's thrall^[1], Agent Luxury^[2], Agent Osbert
  • Type 1: Badass Normal Agents ie. Agent Jay, Agent Acacia, Agent Suicide, Agent Dafydd, Agent Troven etc., most Black Cats, the Mystery Assassin
  • Type 2: Flowers, Minis, Hul Choka
  • Type 3: Agents with special abilities ie. Agent Paddlebrains, Agent Zodfang, etc., any Agent in a sufficiently-powerful Disguise
  • Type 4: Agent Tawaki, Agent Windflower, Agent Chliever, God Mode Sues, Balrogs, Macroviruses, the Mysterious Somebody
  • Type 5: Cthulhu, Big Brother, Sekhmet and presumably the other various gods who endorse the PPC, extremely powerful God Mode Sues like Robecca
  • Type 6: Aslan, Morgoth, Sun Crushers
  • Type 7: The Key to Canon

• Red vs. Blue
  • Type -1: Caboose
  • Type 0: Most of the Red and Blue teams
  • Type 1: Tucker (with sword), Wash, Freelancers without AI
  • Type 2: Sheila, Andy, Freelancers with AI
  • Type 3: Tex, Carolina,
  • Type 4: The Meta, Church in Monitor
  • Type 5: The Director, Church in the simulation

• That Guy With The Glasses
  • Type -1: 90's Kid, Chester A. Bum, Douchey McNitpick, Ma-Ti
  • Type 0: Most reviewers and characters^[3]
  • Type 1: The Nostalgia Critic
  • Type 2: Kevin Baugh, Dr. Linksano, Phelous, Pollo
  • Type 3: Angry Joe, Dr. Insano, Linkara
  • Type 4: Blood Beard Joe, Santa Christ, Lord Vyce, Malachite, Ma-Ti
  • Type 5: Optimus Prime, The Entity

1. ↑ in the sense that they turn into spineless wimps who bend over backward to please the Sue; characters as high as Type 7s have been reduced to this sorry state
2. ↑ might be higher depending on whether or not she actually does anything other than have non-stop sex, something we're still not sure of
3. ↑ and it goes without saying others in real life