Suckiness Is Painful/Quotes

"During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning", four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off."

—The Guide, The Hitch Hikers Guide to The Galaxy

"I'm only on page four. This comic is 48 pages long. Expect a lot of crying in this episode."

—Linkara, on the comic book of Bimbos in Time

Charlie: Did [Edward] hurt you?

Mike: In the sense that boredom can be painful, yes.

—Riff Trax, Twilight

"That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!"

—Calculon, Futurama