Struck By Lightning (film)/Funny

Two! Four! Six! Eight! Heard you like to fornicate!
We're gonna spread that shit like Nutella.
Also:

Mom: You were on ADD medication as a kid.
Carson: I thought I was just unusually calm and mature for my age.
Mom: Nope. You were drugged. *Beat* I hid it in your food.

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