Stripes/Funny

• The magazine covers highlighting how each of the main characters cashed in on their fame after the exciting rescue:
  • Sgt. Hulka retires to open a chain of Hulkaburger restaurants.
  • Louise makes the cover of a car-review magazine to review the effectiveness of Winnebago warfare.
  • Stella poses for Penthouse.
  • Ziskey makes the cover of Guns And Ammo saying thus about the Ruskies: "They're pussies!"
  • Ox: teen magazine Tiger Beat offers a "Win a Date With Ox!" contest.
  • Winger makes the cover of a TIME expy newsmagazine posing as the face of the modern U.S. Army.