< Squidbillies

Squidbillies/Funny


  • From Squidbillies. Early is upset that he didn't win Jack Squat in the lottery, then decides to make some money by putting it on a hat:

I ANT WON JAK A LOT FROM THE SQUATTERY THLE LOTTERYS HOULD BE THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE I AYNT JACK SQUATTING A LOT Y THEY SHOULD RENAME THE LOTTERY TO THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE THATS ALL I EVER WIN IN IT!!!!!

    • Made even funnier by Todd Hanson/Dan Halen's completely deadpan delivery.
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