< Spinnerette

Spinnerette/Funny


  • From Issue One:

The Black Widow doesn't take kindly to rapists!
What? No! We're not rapists, we're merely douchebags!

  • Or when Heather goes for medical treatment in Issue Two:

Sahira: I can't believe you, Hea-Spinnerette! Running out like that and getting in a fight after our agreement!
Spinnerette: I didn't mean to... It's like a new bicycle on Christmas! Even though it's snowing, you can't help but want to take it for a ride.
Sahira: ... A ride that kicks your ass!!!

    • Or how about battle strategies against driders produced by the magic contained in the original Dungeons and Dragons books.

Spinerette: Reverse Cowgirl for the Win!

  • Greta Gravity cracks wise about Heather's deoderant costs.
  • From Issue Four, Sahira trying to hint to Heather that Mecha Maid may be into her, and Heather utterly failing to get the point.

Facepalm! I think Mecha Maid is a lesbian who wants to have sexual intercourse with you.

You'd be more than welcome in Canada. We're a tolerant people.

  • The moment when Heather figures out how to shot web. She does the classic "Spideman hand gesture"...only to have the web come shooting out her backside, just like a real spider! Sahira almost dies laughing at this.
  • The introduction given by the League of Canadian Superheroes...complete with Katt giving the obligatory French translation.
  • The Werewolf of London, Ontario and the furry enthusiasts:

Fan Boy: We'll sacrifice a skinling to your fur god!
WoLO: What fur god? I am Anglican!

  • As Dr. Universe explains to the Nazis that he doesn't have enough foreskins to create their clone of Hitler on time, Greta suggests they should recruit a mohel for help. Cue Death Glare from the Nazis.
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