Spider-Man: The Animated Series/Funny
- This exchange between Kingpin and Spidey after he's capture by the [1] Six.
Kingpin: Spider-Man. Having you here is a real treat.
Spider-Man: If I were you, I'd cut down on the treats.
- "You want a trial separation already. I understand but... I'm hurt."
- From the Crossover with X-Men:
"Power of Lightning, strike again!"
"Um... Power of Webshooters, get real sticky!"
- "A nuclear reactor? Why don't villains ever pick bakeries to invade?"
- "It's not nice to rob jewelry stores in Mister Spider-Man's neighborhood. Can you say, 'I'm going to jail'?"
- "Rhino and Shocker? How'd they get together? Computer dating?"
- "SHOCKEEEER! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!" It's his over-the-top delivery that really sells it.
- From Hydro-Man:
Security Guard: Look, Spider-Man really is the thief!
Spider-Man: Oh, great. Jameson will probably be selling 'Spider-Man really is the thief" t-shirts by noon tomorrow.
Alicia: "Well, at least I won't be changing diapers anymore..."
Silvermane (re-aged to geriatric level): "I wouldn't be so sure!"
- I don't know about anyone else, but this Troper dies laughing every time baby!Silvermane ever opens his mouth. Just hearing a little kid's voice saying things like "Bah! My mind is trapped!" is hilarious.
- Tombstone observing the fight between Spider-Man and Smythe's Mega-Slayer:
"Only problem here is, I don't know who to root for."
- An alternate reality's Gwen Stacy explaining that she recognized Spider-Carnage as the impostor because he's "as nutty as a fruitcake."
- Or Spider-Man: The Animated Series:
Curt Conners: You weren't born with those powers, were you?
Spider-Man: No, I won 'em on a game show.
- Later:
Conners: Amazing. The tests would show Neogenics was involved! But how could that be?
Spidey: That was the category I chose.
- After The Beyonder unleashes a horde of villains on an unsuspecting world for an experiment. Spidey mixing incredulity with sarcasm is just hilarious.
Spider-Man: You had to wreck an entire civilization to prove that evil is bad?
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