Spaced Invaders/Funny

Martian Officer: Sir, the Arcturans have destroyed the remainder of the fleet. I've sent a distress signal to all ships across the galaxy, but we're heading straight into their sun and our engines are about to explode!
Enforcer Drone: I have not yet begun to fight.
Martian Officer: Now would be a great time to start!

• The Martians running away after the "Doughnut of Destruction" suffered an Epic Fail:

Corporal Pez: "Prepare to die, Earth scum. Prepare to die, Earth scum!" I'm gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone!
Lieutenant Giggywig: Ahhhhh, SHUT UP!!!

• Lieutenant Giggywig tries to explain to Captain Bipto that their invasion has failed:

Giggywig: Let me sum up the entire situation in a nutshell: there are five of us, and four billion of them. They have Strategic Air Commands, nuclear powered submarines, and John Wayne. We have this. [holds up a small rifle]
Captain Bipto: Is it loaded?
Giggywig: Let's find out! [points the rifle at Bipto]

• Kathy finds herself oddly sympathetic to the Martians:

Kathy: But, Dad, they're not really bad, they're just... stupid.