South Park/Haiku

About a small town
With four guys and expletives
Plus a big fat-ass.

Shut your goddamn mouth,
Or else I'm-- gonna, kick you,
square, in the balls... asshole. (Oh, goddamnit!)

"Shut up stupid turd!"
"Oh, My God. They killed Kenny"
The Catchphrases rule

Kenny dies; Stan says,
"Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!"
"You bastard!" says Kyle.

—Fusch

It's always winter-
And that's the most normal part
Of this tiny town.

—So We Ate Them

CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE
IMPERSONATIONS ARE POOR
NO ONE SHOULD VIEW THIS

"Kick the baby, Ike!"
"Don't kick the goddamn baby!"
lolnope *punt*

Oh Stan and Wendy
True romance is but simply
vomit in the face

—Phoenician

Four kids in the snow
Screw you guys, I'm going home
That fucking Cartman

—Kurupt

Fatass Cartman was
Not on the school bus today
What a big, fat turd.

—Kyle Broflovski in "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods"

"HMMF MMHPF HUH MFF HM
HMM MM M HM HM MUHF HFMM."
- Kenny McCormick

—Hisaishi