Soap Opera Disease/Quotes

As a subplot, Spleen's brother, Burnt, has a horrible disease with absolutely no physical symptoms except that it causes him to become somewhat moody.

—W Bruce Cameron, Eight Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter (the book, not the Sitcom)

Matthew: Yeah, I need come up with some new wheelchair jokes. After all, I'm here for life.

Destiny: Maybe not...

—One Life to Live

(Wearing a full body caste and oxygen mask)What's the matter with you guys?
Um, we've got some head trauma and internal bleeding.

Well, some guys have all the luck. (violin plays) I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs. And every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

—Spongebob