Smosh/Funny

• "I'm the Teleporting, Teleporting, Teleporting Fat Guy!!!"
• One word: Stranded.

Day 17: "I found an apple in the sand, but it only lasted us a day. We knew that we would have to choose which one of us we would eat first. Robbie and I both chose Jamal, but he called us racist and threatened to eat himself. We told him that wasn't physically possible."
Day 18: "We were wrong. Jamal ate himself."

• In their recent Pokemon parody, the Monkey/Mankey gag.
• "If Kids' Shows Were Real" stand-outs:
  • Teletubbies: Ian and Anthony screaming with horror at The Face of the Sun.
  • Barney: The dinosaur eats the kids after they've served their usefulness.
  • Blue's Clues: All of it.
  • Sesame Street: Cookie Monster croaked from eating nothing but cookies for the past 42 years....and he smoked assloads of meth.
  • Thomas the Tank Engine: "Kill...meeee..."
• From If Holidays Were Real: "Always trust a man in a BIG WHITE VAN!"
• The entirety of the "Parents Suck!" rap. Crosses with Crowning Music of Awesome.