Small Soldiers/Funny

Phil Fimple: "I think World War II is my favorite war."
Alan, on the phone with tech support: "I'm not a ma'am!"
Irwin, when he discovers what chips were used to make the Commando Elite and Gorgonites: "You put munitions chips in toys!?"
Stuart: "What are you packin', tiny?" Commando: "Packin'? Packin' you! *fires net*"
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Chip Hazard: You....Maggot! An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!
Boyfriend: What?
(Boyfriend gets hit by flamethrower)

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