< Sixteen Candles

Sixteen Candles/Funny


Randy: (on the phone) I was gonna tell you something, but maybe I shouldn't. It's pretty bad.
Sam: You may as well. Nothing could shock me anymore.
Randy: Last night at the dance, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear.
(Sam screams loudly)
Grandpa Fred: (downstairs) Geez! I hate that rock 'n' roll rubbish!

Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies.
Grandpa Fred: I better get my magnifying glass. Ha! Ha!
Grandma Helen: Oh, and they are so PERKY. [reaches to cup them. cut to:]
Samantha: I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.

  • Ginny's drunken antics in her own wedding.
  • Farmer Ted trying to get his friends to take a picture of him and Caroline: "Better than female extraterrestrial?"
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