Side Effects Include/Quotes

There's no 'i' in Teamocil
At least not where you think
So together let's make a choice
And for once we'll be in sync
Teamocil (I never really knew you well)
Teamocil (But now I think we really gel...)
Teamocil!

Teamocil may decrease your sex drive

—Dr. Fünke's 100 Percent Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution, "Teamocil"

"And they never tell you what this pill does! They always show a lady on a horse or a man in the tub. And they just keep namin' symptoms until they name one that you got! Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you sad? Are you lonely? Do your teeth hurt? Whatcha got? You gotta take this pill! Shit, I saw one the other day that said, 'Do you go to bed at night...and wake up in the morning?'" -Chris Rock