Shotgun Wedding/Quotes

Got married on my twenty first
Eight months before my wife would give birth
It's easier to be sure you love someone
When her father inquires with the barrel of a gun
Relient K, Deathbed

Here comes the bride, the groom by her side, feeling very sorry for himself.
He tried to run, but I stopped him with my gun, he's going to marry her, or else.
Chad Morgan, Shotgun Wedding

Yeah, and your family's got the shotgun ready
I can hear those church bells chime
No, I may not be ready for a wedding, honey

But I know that I ain't ready to die

—Kevin Fowler, "Knocked Up"

Grilka(giving Quark Klingon wedding ritual costume): Put this on
Quark:Why
Grilka:Because if you do not, I will kill you.
Deep Space Nine, The House of Quark