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Shortpacked!/Funny


Robin: You don't understand, do you? Comin' out is like when the Coyote walks off the cliff in the cartoons. You just keep walkin' on air until finally you look down and, BAM!, you realize yer gay!

Ken: What's the Road Runner in this metaphor?

Robin: COCKS!

Mike: "Oh, like you've never sung the Ninja Turtles theme song while raping somebody."

Batman: "I ordered a pizza. Gonna hide by the porch and scare the shit out of the delivery guy."

Bullock: "He started making ice puns, so the snipers took him out."

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