Scream 3/Funny

• From Scream 3,

Milton: You don't have to do this, Roman! Just tell me what you want, I can make it happen! Any picture, name your budget, script approval, final cut!
Roman: I already have it.
(Milton's throat is slashed)

• • This exchange:

Jennifer: Gale Weathers!
Gale: [says quietly] Shit.
Jennifer: I know we've never met... and I know you never returned my phone call, but after getting into this project, I feel like I'm in your mind.
Gale: Hmm, that would explain my constant headaches.
Jennifer: You know, I'm sorry things didn't work for 60 minutes II, but Total Entertainment, that's a pretty good fallback.
Gale: Thank you. I'm sorry things didn't work out with Brad Pitt, but being single, that's a good fallback.
Jennifer: Gives me more time for my work. After all, Gale Weathers, you're such a complex character.

Gale: And to be played by an actress with such depth and range...

• • This moment between Dewey and Randy.

Randy: Well, if you're watching this tape, it means as I feared. I did not survive these killings here at Windsor College. And that giving up my virginity to Karen Kolchec at the video store was probably not a good idea.
Dewey: Karen Kolchec?
Randy: Yes, Karen Kolchec.
Dewey: Creepy Karen?
Randy: Shut up. She's a sweet person, okay? We were working late. We were putting away some videos in the porno section and ya know, shit happens.

• • And of course, who could forget the out of no where cameo that is Jay and Silent Bob.

"Holy shit, Silent Bob, it's that TV news chick Connie fucking Chung. Hey Connie, how's Maury? (...) Dude, I think she likes me. Did you see how she was looking at me?"

• • Come on who could forget this one:

Dewey's voice on phone: Stone where are you?
Stone: I'm just checking out your tin can Dewdrop.
Dewey: Well come back inside and stay with Jennifer. Something's happened. I have to go to the police.
Stone: Is that an order Dewdrop? Cause Steven Stone doesn't work for you.
Dewey: Get back in the house Stone! Would I call you if it wasn't important?
What are you doing in there anyway?
Stone: Me, I'm just checking to make sure there's no killer in here waiting to off you like he did your little sister.
Dewey: What did you say? I can't believe you said that. That makes me-
[Ghostface pops out behind Stone with his knife and stabs Stone in the back]
Ghostface: (in killer's voice) ANGRY!

• • • And the kicker is Stone actually puts a good fight, only to be brought down... with a frying pan.