Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal/Funny

• The Best one yet.
• "Mmm... orange juice." "So, I divorced her."
• Every time the bluescreen went out, Stan the Weatherman suffered an existential crisis.
• By 2025, shampoo commercials have taken a strange turn. Of course, you'll never know. You get stabbed to death by your own mother in 2022.
• In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is an ass.
• Not. Wearing. Pants.
• Getting into med school has gotten a lot harder these days
• "Sir, I can't just let you into the President's press conference." "Oh?! Well maybe THIS will change your mind!"
• Ted's knock-knock jokes had gotten really redundant since I got promoted over him.
• The third perspective on evolution.
• This is my favorite part of being a ventriloquist.
• SMBC presents: Pickup Lines That Don't Work
• Ever wonder what the tooth fairy does with all those teeth? Your parents know.
• Unfortunately, Intervention Isaac forgot to show up. So the show ended there.
• Debate strategy: Surprise your opponents with an unexpected stance.
• There are some serious downsides to marriage.
• Candice didn't appreciate my creative marriage proposal.
• Sonya explains what she meant by "birth control."
• The safeness of this sex has yet to be determined.
• This one doesn't have a caption.
• Gulpo, the fish who eats concepts
• How to get out of a student seducing you for a better grade.