Satan Is Good/Quotes

"All I asked for was equality and independence. A rotating chairmanship might have been the answer."

—D.J. Enright, Lucifer Broods

Dey tell all you chillun
De debble's a villun,

But 'tain't necessarily so.

—Porgy and Bess, "It Ain't Necessarily So"

Ig: "In a lot of ways, I guess Satan was the first superhero."
Glenna: "Don't you mean supervillain?"

Ig: "Nah. Hero, for sure. Think about it. In his first adventure, he took the form of a snake to free two prisoners being held naked in a Third World jungle prison by an all-powerful megalomaniac. At the same time, he broadened their diet and introduced them to their own sexuality. Sounds like a cross between Animal Man and Dr. Phil to me."

—Horns

Dan Marino: I can't stand retirement. Come on, just let me win one Superbowl.
Satan: In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're much too nice a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr Marino.
Marino: You did it for Namath!
Satan: Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways.
Marino: This sucks. (storming off) I'll just go to the Superbowl as an announcer! And I'll win myself an Emmy!
Satan: That's the spirit!
Nicky: You're a good Devil, Dad.

Satan: And I also happen to be a Jets fan.

—Little Nicky

"Satan is good. Satan is my pal. Satan is good, Satan is my pal"

—Ghost's opinion on heavy metal bands.