Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue/Quotes

Violets are red,
Roses are blue,
Horticulture is fun!
Botany, too.

Violets are blue
Roses are red
You're going to die
Off With Your Head

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
shindeiru

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van.

Roses are red
My feet are green
It's Valentine's Day
So let's get obscene.

Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
Blah blah blah,
Let's shag.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The Cake Is a Lie,
And now so are you.

Roses are green,
Violets are yellow.
This doesn't rhyme,
And I'm color-blind.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme.
This one doesn't.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So you no sue.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
This show's about panties.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Here, have a troll face.
NO PUNCHLINE FOR YOU!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have V.D.
Now you have it too.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But the roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia,
Game loses you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sexual hormones
Are why I love you

Roses are red
Daffodils are yellow
I'd rather have rabies
Than be your fellow

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Assuming Control
This Hurts You.

Roses are red
Carbon is black
I am impressed
With your giant rack.

Roses are red
Corpses are blue
When this poem rhymes,
You'll be one as well.

Roses are green
Unicorns are pencil
This poem makes no sense
Toaster.

Roses are red, and violets are blue
Nothing I've seen is sweeter than you
Let's plant a seed of love that can bloom
Withstanding all, all the time shining true
Violets are blue, roses are red
And one day all that we know will be dead
So let's plant the seed and let love be true
Till the day roses wither and I'll be without you

Roses are red, and violets are blue
Daffodils are yellow, all of this is true
Let's just be happy, no one wants to be blue
'Cause roses are red and violets are blue

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
At least, that's what they tell me,

Because I am blind.

—Gary Larson

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Wagana wa Hakumen.
OSHITEMAIRU!

Plumbers are red,
Hedgehogs are blue.
Press "Start" to join
And be my player 2

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
4, 8, 15, 16,
23, 42

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Chicken shit stinks
And so do you

Roses are red
Dead ones are black
Why is your chest
As flat as your back?

Violets are blue
Roses are red
I hate you
I wish you were dead.

Roses are (sometimes) red,
Violets are (sometimes) blue,
I've got Aspergers,
Have you got it too?

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes YOU!

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
This line doesn't rhyme
And neither does this one

Roses are gay
Violets are gayer
Fuck this poem
Let's listen to Slayer

Fezzes are red
The TARDIS is blue
Bow Ties Are Cool
And so are you