Roots of Life: A Cradle to Love

Roots of Life: A Cradle to Love is a Fairly Oddparents fanfiction by the infamous Comics Nix.

The plot starts when Timmy Turner is forced to clean his pigeon dung-filled, menstrual blood-covered bathroom by his evil babysitter, Vicky. However, the toothbrush he uses to do so becomes lodged in his anus, causing him to inexplicably be aroused. Naturally, he goes for the nearest female - a flower.

True to Comics Nix form, every other word is spelled wrong, the sex ping-pongs from insane nonsense to horrifying accuracy, and it's disturbingly hilarious.


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