Robin Hood (2010 film)/Funny

While this film's Robin Hood isn't exactly the jolly bandit of yore, the film is not totally without humour:

• Robin introduces Marion to the Merry Men:

Robin: This is my wife, Lady Marion Loxley.
Will Scarlet: Well played, Robin! A little rash, but...well played!

• Robin has just commandeered a caravan, tied up the guards in one big bunch and sent them walking on their way:

Mook: How far to York?
Mook 2: Eighteen miles.

• Made even funnier by the riddle Robin had told the guards he would let them pass if they answered:

Robin: What has eighteen legs and isn't going anywhere?

• At the final battle:

King John: This is my first time! I shall lead! ... That's a lot of French.

• All of Little John's dialogue during the dance.

John: I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SMILE!

• Marion has just told Robin about her first week of marriage with her husband.

Robin: A good knight.
Marion: Yes, it was short but sweet.
Robin: No, I meant he was a good knight...

• Marion asking Robin to come to bed "nicely" (paraphrased):

(Woodenly) Would you come to bed, dearest husband?

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