Ridiculous Procrastinator/Quotes

Peter: Well, I probably should get started on my book report. Oh, what the heck. There's always tomorrow.
Paige: Isn't it due tomorrow?
Peter: Yeah, but there's still Monday morning.
Paige: My brother, the Eviel Knievel of homework.

Peter: I guess I'll need a book. How late's the library open?

—FoxTrot

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

—Douglas Adams

Procrastination is the thief of time.

—Edward Young