Revenge of the Sith/Haiku

Always there are two.
Kid turns evil easily.
Loses the high ground.

—Alliterator

Cut out all the Narm
Add much dark philosophy
Stover's book? Better.

—Joysweeper

Dark Side takes over
Fear not for the Galaxy
We know Good will win.

—SAMAS

Script like action movie,
Cast should speak seriously.
Enter bad Chinese.

—Ex Ottoyuhr

Darth Vader is born.
"What is thy bidding, Master?
"My wife is dead? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

—Rich318