Resident Evil/Quotes

Barry: That was TOO close! You were almost a Jill Sandwich!

—Resident Evil 1

Barry: Jill, here is a lockpick. I think you, The Master of Unlocking, should find it useful.

—Resident Evil 1

Barry: Just take a look at this! It's Forest! Oh my COD!

—Resident Evil 1

Wesker: Stop it! Don't open that door!

—Resident Evil 1

Leon: Ada, wait!

—Resident Evil 2, several times

Nemesis: STAARRRSS!

—Resident Evil 3: Nemesis

Jill: You want S.T.A.R.S? I'll give you stars!

—Resident Evil 3: Nemesis

Claire: Do you want me to take care of this little boy?

—Resident Evil Code: Veronica, hidden dialogue.

Luis: A little rough, don't you think? [Leon starts untying the rope around Luis] So, you're not like them?

Leon: No.

Luis: I got one very important question. Do you have a smoke?

Leon: Got gum.

—Resident Evil 4

Salazar: Maybe you have nine lives, but it doesn't matter now, Mr. Kennedy! I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.
Leon: You're [sic] right hand comes off?

Salazar: Say whatever you please. DIE, YOU WORM!

—Resident Evil 4

Merchant: Got sumthin' that might interest ya', stranger.

—Resident Evil 4

Leon: You're small time, Saddler!

—Resident Evil 4

Chris: Dammit, where is Jill?
Excella: Hmph! Jill? Maybe I'll tell you, maybe I won't.

Wesker: You haven't changed.
Chris: Wesker! You are alive.

Chris: Jill, it's me, Chris!
Sheva: What? Are you sure that's her?
Wesker: The one and only.

Wesker: Your future HINGES upon this fight!

—Resident Evil 5

Chris: It's over, Wesker! There's no one left to help you now!

Wesker: I don't NEED anyone else. I have Uroboros! In less than five minutes, we will reach the optimal altitude for missile deployment. Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring Complete. Global. SATURATION!

—Resident Evil 5

Josh: Wait a minute, you are Jill Valentine!

—Resident Evil 5

Jill: You got room for one more?
Josh: There's always room for a beautiful lady.
Jill: I bet you say that to other girls.

Josh: Just the pretty ones.

—Resident Evil 5

D. C. Douglas: I don't NEED anyone else. I have... BIG BALLS! In less than five minutes, we will reach Vader's Death Star. GEORGE BUSH will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring Complete. Global. Penetration! Masturbation! Castration! Oh, FUCK IT. We'll do it live! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!

—Wesker's voice actor for Resident Evil 5, having fun.

Jill: You really think you could get away with it?
Chris: I already have, Jill.
Jill: Did you-? Do you have it?
Chris: Maybe. You'll have to kill me to find out.

Mystery Man: [laughs] And what would you do if you found it? It doesn't matter, because you're already--

—Resident Evil: Revelations Trailer

Jessica: Me and my sweet ass are on the way!

—Resident Evil: Revelations

Parker: Sorry to drag you into this.

Jessica: That's fine, but you're buying me dinner next time. And I'm ordering lobster.

—Resident Evil: Revelations

"I've had enough of your bullshit!"

—Resident Evil 5