Refuge in Vulgarity/Quotes

"You can certainly get a cat out a tree by raping people under it until emergency vehicles scare it away, but it is my belief that the American people will regret not finding a better solution."

—Bat-Obama

"Gross and disgusting is not the same thing as comedy!"

—Film Brain, on Fat Slags

"Kids these days think comedy is about dirty words. But it isn't. It's about words that sound dirty, like 'mukluk'."

—Krusty the Clown, The Simpsons

"Bottom line -- yeah, I could say those words. But does saying them actually make my reviews better? Really?"

—Linkara, on why he averts this.

"I do have a cause though. It is obscenity. I'm for it."

—Tom Lehrer, introduction to the song "Smut"

851. When plumbing the depths of depravity, I must remember to come up for air.

—Things Mr. Welch can no longer do in an RPG