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Red Dwarf/Haiku
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Cold outside. There's no
kind of atmosphere. I'm all
alone. More or less.
Last human alive.
A cat creature and dead guy
Are his only friends.
Kryten loves to clean.
He has a head shaped like a
novelty condom.
Smeg! Smeg! Smeg! Smeg! Smeg!
I am very frustrated
You total smeghead!
"Everyone's dead, Dave!"
"What about Rimmer, he's dead?"