Really Gets Around/Quotes
Oh that's rich, coming from Miss Yo-Yo Knickers—Lister, Red Dwarf, "Parallel Universe"
Roz: Dozens of men? Did you tell her that?
Frasier: Well forgive me for keeping track!
Leliana: You are utterly impossible.
Zevran: On the contrary, I am often told how very easy I am, my dear.
IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER!?
...Samantha has just returned from scattering the remains of an elderly Naval gentleman friend. She says she took his ashes aboard HMS Belfast, and as his former crew stood proudly to attention, Samantha solemnly tossed them over the side.—Humphrey Lyttleton, I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
She blushes a lot, but she'll never say no; when her motor is running, this girl don't sit still! The girl gets around!—Footloose, "The Girl Gets Around"
Judge: Other boyfriend?!? You have several?!?
Ema Skye: Note to self: the judge had to think before replying.
Angel Starr: Yes 'this boyfriend' 'that boyfriend' and 'the other boyfriend' care to join? The 'yet another boyfriend' position is still open.
Judge:...I-I'll stick to overseeing cases thank you very much.—Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, "Rise From the Ashes"
...who'll stick his peepee into anything with a hole in it.
Chief Running Water: Kid, I hate to break this to you, but your mother is what we Native Americans refer to as, "Bear With Wiiiiiiide Canyon."
Chief Running Water: Your mom's a slut.
Cartman: What do you mean?
Chief Running Water: She is, "Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together."
Cartman: Huh?—South Park, "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut"
I think it just goes to show that being easy is pretty much all upside.—Dean Winchester, Supernatural
Sabine: Nale, sugar, I'm literally an evil incarnation of illicit sex, do I seem like I would get hung up on who you sleep with? Heck, I had sex four times while I was away.
Sabine: Yeah, well, I had errands to run too.
Nale: You--you were gone for three hours!
It is very unlikely my half-ogre and the half-elf, half-dragon, tiefling and aasimar have the same dad.
"I'm never unfaithful. You take that back right now. I'm the most faithful lady in the whole court. I'm faithful to at least a dozen young men all at the same time."—Empress Elysoun, The Tamuli
i really dont know why cuchulainn made that last promise
it is like his penis is some kind of unruly seamonster
because he is physically incapable
of keeping it in his pants