Rammstein/WMG

In an Alternate Continuity, Flake got a different nickname...Keel

And then he formed SEELE.

• The Second Impact was a south pole Rammstein concert gone horribly wrong.
  • Or horribly RIGHT.

One or more persons is a Time Lord

More on the Time Lord page itself.

The only way they'll stop playing is if one of them experiences Author Existence Failure.

We will refrain from guessing who for obvious reasons.

Till Lindemann really does Play With Fire.

All the apparatuses are just to deflect the fans from realizing he really can set people on fire with a thought.

If Lady Gaga and Rammstein ever teamed up, the world would end.

• • And it'd be fantastic.

That's pretty much what Tyske Ludder sounds like.

The next album will be their Madison Square Garden concert.

I mean, come on. That was reportedly a dream of at least one bandmates, and can you really top MSG?

• • How about the Budokan, a cameo on a TV show, or playing the Mayhem Festival (or any large US festival)?
    • The latter two might lead to some fans calling out the band on selling out...
• Well, not looking likely, but we are getting a DVD!