Quidditch Through the Ages/YMMV

• Crowning Moment of Funny: Many. One of them being a player proposing to the other team's captain after being defeated by her team. She replies by hitting him with her broomstick.
  • Some of the Obvious Rule Patches are hilarious. For example, you are not allowed to decapitate a Keeper with a broadsword or turn a Chaser into a polecat. Yes, Quidditch has rules against that.
  • Then there is the marsh Witch's diary, which consists entirely of tuesdays.