Quantum of Solace/Funny

• "You were supposed to shoot her!" "Well, I missed."
• Bond expresses his displeasure with the humble conditions at the hotel that Fields has checked them into, to which Fields replies that it was chosen to fit their cover story: they're teachers on sabbatical. Gilligan Cut to Bond checking them in at a much higher-class hotel: "We are teachers on sabbatical, and we have just won the lottery."
• M's line after her bodyguard betrays her and helps White escape. "When someone says 'We've got people everywhere', you expect it to be hyperbole! Lots of people say that. Florists use that expression. It doesn't mean that they've got somebody working for them inside the bloody room!"
• The end-credits revelation of Strawberry Fields' first name.
• M randomly smashing the vase in her dead bodyguard's apartment.
• "This man tortures me, and you serve him some of my fine wine?"
• Montes to Greene - "You tried to have me killed." Greene - "And that made me very sad."
• "Tell M Slate was a dead end." "Dammit! He killed him!"