Prince/Funny

• At the end of "Temptation", Prince proclaims that he needs a woman "in the worst way." God (actually Prince with his voice completely distorted and slurred) decides to intervene at this point (totally deadpan):

God: Oh silly man, that's not how it works. You have to want her for the right reasons.
Prince: I do!
God: You don't. Now die.

• • Prince responds by Metal Scream-ing his bloody ass off like Shinji being Mind Raped. Narm at its most hilarious, folks.
    • What made it even funnier for this troper is that there is a saxophone squealing in the background during this sequence, and at points he couldn't tell if it was Prince or the saxophone.
• Also in the "completely-distorted-and-slurred-voice" mode, Prince's similarly over-the-top, incredibly violent Cluster F-Bomb-throwing deadpan monologue in "Bob George".
• "Rockhard in a Funky Place":

Prince: I just hate to see an erection go to waste!

• This famous line from the unreleased original version of "Extra Lovable":

Prince: Baby I know my rap is hard, but not as hard as what's behind door, *dig it* door number pants