Potter Puppet Pals/Funny

• Cool Ron in "The Vortex"
• Harry in "Wizard Angst" banging his head against the wall repeating "Angst... angst... angst..."
  • "What. Is this. Rumpus?!"
  • "Ron invaded my personal bubble".
• "Voldemort. Voldemort. Ooh Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort!" * da da da da da...dum...*
• "Look! It's a giant furry mattress! May I jump on it?" "Yes, do as you wish, you diseased child."
  • Hagrid's song in the same episode.
• "It's naked time!"
• "I mean everything I've ever said, ever. Because I'm. Harry. Potter." *cue lightning strike*
• Gunning down Voldemort with Uzis.
• "Snape, Snape, Severus Snape..." "DUMBLEDORE!"
  • Heerrrmione!!!!!!!!!!
• I've found the source of the mysterious ticking noise! It's a pipe bomb! Yaaaaaaaaay! KABOOM!!!
• BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!
• The Elder Swear.
  • Her you go: Your mother is a ____ing_____lorem ipsum___admittum venium____tragula____hippopota­mos____republican____ing Daniel Radcliffe____with a bucket of_____in a castle far away where no-one can hear you____soup____with a bucket of t____mickey mouse____a stick of dynamite____magical____ALAKAZA­M!!!
• "I asked her to dance, she asked me to die."
  • "Would that I could, Lily... would that I could..." "My mum was awesome!"
• "I hope you find your button, Snape." "So do I orange one, so do I." "... I like buttons!"
• The main trio's reaction to Snape's new mustache in "Mustache Buddies".
• "Does it feel NICE, Ron?! I bet it feels NICE."
• The way they say "NO" to a Draco Malfoy puppet.
  • Draco likes fire...
• "Dear Mr. and Mrs. my parants."
• "Your grandmother is a blast-ended skank!"
• Harry realizing that Ron and Ginny look exactly like each other in "Ginny" after Ginny gets a haircut.

Harry: (holds wand against head like a gun) Well... Avada Kedavra!

• Dobby's Sock!
• From "Neville's Birthday": "What the slash-fic?" Also, naked!Dumbledore popping out of Neville's cake.
  • CHILDREN EATING CAKE INSIDE THEIR MOOOUUTHS!!
• Neville guilt-tripping Harry and friends into playing "Walk in Circles", plus the part where they succumb.

Walk in circles! Walk in circles! Walk in circles 'round the birthday boy!

• • What? No love for Neville EXPLODING?
    • "He just wanted to be your friend, and you exploded him."
• Drunk Snape.
• In "School is for Losers", Harry punches Snape with an actual human fist, and proceeds to play saxophone before the background changes and displays "Harry Potter is awesome".
• Pretty much anything that comes out of Hagrid's mouth.
  • "I still keep mah placenta in da shack."
  • "Got 'em a dead pig."
• Cedric... the foot.
• Neville's birthday cake. Thanks Dumbledore.

Harry: "The cake is tainted. Literally tainted."

• "Someone BEAT ME UP and RANSACKED my room!"