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Porn Stache/Quotes
"-Maybe in Japan, having a little moustache like that makes you really cool.
-Somebody needs to tell them that over here, it means you're a math teacher."
"Only three kinds of people are allowed to use thick mustaches: porn stars, Freddie Mercury and Mario."—Ralph magazine's review of Super Mario Galaxy
"Being a black woman in this country has made things a bit harder for me. Now, I can't change the way I look, nor would I want to. But you--you're young, you're white, you're male... Now, honey, why you wanna flush all that down the toilet by making yourself look like Freddie Mercury circa 1980?"—Catherine Duke, News Radio
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