Peanuts/Quotes

The question with Lucy and the football was always whether, on some level, she believed the things she said.

—Xkcd

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

—Charlie Brown

A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing every day without repeating himself.

—Charles M. Schulz

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

—Snoopy

You've never heard "Rock of Ages" until you've heard it sung by forty beagles!

—Snoopy

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

—Charlie Brown

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

—Linus

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

—Charles M. Schulz

My life has no purpose ... my life has no direction ... no aim ... no meaning ... and yet I'm happy ... I can't figure it out ... What am I doing right?

—Charlie Brown

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building

—Linus