Overboard/Funny

• Little Joey Proffitt's talking in Pee-Wee Herman's voice. The best part is that it was all improvised!

"A falsetto child?"

• When Andrew finally kicks Grant overboard.

Andrew: (to Grant) I am giving my notice, sir.

• Joanna's about to jump off the yacht and swim to Dean but Andrew grabs her hand.

Andrew: Oh no Madam. I cannot let you do this.
Annie: What?
Andrew: Not without a life jacket.

• "This is a job for Doctor Death!"
• "Eat your checkers!"
• "It's a hell of a day at sea, sir!"
• Also, the kids at the end. "How do you spell 'porsche'?"
• After Dean dunks "Annie" into the water barrel:

"Annie": I don't belong here, I feel it, don't you think I feel it. I can't do any of these vile things and I wouldn't want to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you're the devil. Oh God. (dunks head under water)
Dean: But baby, we like you.