One True Threesome/Quotes

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got 180 degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P

Everybody loves ***

—Britney Spears, "3"

Kaja: A problem?
Phil: We've got two princes! Who thought having two boyfriends was a good idea?

Kaja, Agatha, and Zeetha: (huge grins)

—The cast and creators of Girl Genius, on performing a Cinderella play.

Tina: Sean... Max.... Sean... Max... Gah! Which to choose!
Chloe: Oh, have a threesome and shut up about it, you hussy.

Serena: But won't that make us rivals?
Lita: No way! We'll have sex with him all at the same time. It'll be great!

Serena: [aside] I'm not sure if I should be this happy, but sweet!

—Sailor Moon Abridged