Not So Invincible After All/Quotes

"Dont say that! Whenever someone says that right after surviving something dangerous, something totally random pops out and kills them!"

—Elan, The Order of the Stick

"I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, This Cannot Be!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)"

—The Evil Overlord List, Rule 24

Black Knight: (After getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off] Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!

King Arthur: ...You're a loony.

—Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Yes! I am invincible!"

—Boris Grishenko, GoldenEye, shortly before being showered with liquid nitrogen.

"He's cut! The Russian is cut!"

—Rocky IV