Noodle Incident/Quotes
Calvin: Lies! Everything Miss Wormwood said about me was a lie! She just doesn't like me! She hates little boys! It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! She told you about the noodles, right? It wasn't me! Nobody saw me! I was framed! I wouldn't do anything like that! I'm innocent, I tell you!
Calvin: Oh...uh...Ha ha! Did I say noodles? You must have heard wrong. I didn't say noodles.
Calvin's Mom: What noodles?
I always enjoy unspeakable horrors that are left up to the viewer's imagination.—Matthew Taranto, Brawl in the Family
Kojiro: When was the longest time that she stayed away?
Kojiro: Oh, that time!
Kirino: That's got to be that one time! That one time!
There was also a Beaver, that paced on the deck,
Though none of the sailors knew how.
Or would sit making lace in the bow:
And had often (the Bellman said) saved them from wreck,
291. Limericks are strictly forbidden after the incident at the Cathedral of the Silver Flame. Let us never speak of it again.—"1001 and More Things the Worst Party in Eberron is Forbidden from Doing"
Airplane Pilot: Have you ever been in a cockpit before, Father?
Father Dougal: -- oh, um, nothing happened at all.
Father Dougal: Ah, no. But this one time I was on the bridge of a Sealink ferry, and it was funny, I was looking at the controls and--
Father Noel: (coughcoughcough)
Brains come out, swamp water doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that.—Nick, Left 4 Dead 2
Legally I'm not allowed to own a firearm. I hope you guys are okay with that.—Nick, Left 4 Dead 2
There are dozens and dozens of engravings of dwarves being struck down by an seemingly-endless herd of legendary named elephants. The slaughter must have been unimaginable. I cannot conceive of what they must have done to engender this much hatred from the elephants."
I had that dream again. The one about the rabbits and their Molotov cocktails.—Rick Ajax, Unbound Saga
Pleakley: Well, I just hope that this won't end up like the incident with the giant chicken.
Pleakley: All I remember are the feathers. Oh, the feathers...
Jumba: I thought we were agreeing never to talk about that again.
"Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing."—Tony Stark to Pepper Potts when she first sees him in his armor, Iron Man
Events always seem to unfold wherever i go. Like chicago a few years ago... It´s a bother to explain.—Beckett, Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines
Kirikou: Well, you know! We came from "talking" to that giant with our fists.
Ox Ford: In the end, everybody was completely nude around the campfire.
"I'd...rather not talk about it."—Jim Morales, Kadik phys ed teacher, Code Lyoko
Barney: "You mean it's working? For real this time? Because I still have nightmares about that cat."
Alyx: "What cat?"
Alyx: "Cat?"
Dr. Kleiner: "Ah, now. We've made major strides since then. Major strides."—Half-Life 2
(Jack has just pulled a drowning Elizabeth out of the water, and Murtogg and Mullroy are trying to revive her)
Jack: Clearly you've never been to Singapore.
Mullroy: She's not breathing!
(Jack pulls off her corset, and she takes a deep breath)
Murtogg: Never would've thought of that...—Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
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