Ninja Assassin/YMMV

• Colbert Bump: One of the few straight examples.
• Crowning Moment of Awesome: "The first breath I take after I kill you will be the first breath of my life."
• Crowning Moment of Funny: One of the soldiers expresses the opinion that Raizo looks like a member of a boy band. Raizo gives him a death glare. Raizo was in a different room and the soldier was watching him through a camera.
  • This also doubles as Fridge Brilliance for Americans unfamiliar with the actor playing Raizo. (Jeong "Rain" Ji-Hoon the actor is famous in South Korea as a pop singer)
  • Takeshi AND Raizo getting hit by a car is a Crowning Moment Of Bloody Hilarity.
  • The fact that Raizo killed someone in a laundromat and put their corpse in a dryer is this when you stop to think about how patently absurd it sounds.
  • Raizo notices that Mika's a size 36 in clothes. Mika says she's a 34. He gets her a 34. It doesn't fit.
• Narm Charm: The movie at no time tries to be anything other than what it is: a nice over the top kung-fu action flick.
• Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny: Aside from the awesome ninja-on-ninja action, we get to see a face-off between ninjas versus soldiers. The soldiers win in the end.