Nightmare Ned (video game)/Quotes

Quotes from the Game

Little girl: Afraid of the dark...Afraaaiid of the dark...

Ned: I'm home! ...Mom? ...Dad?

—(the first line in the game)

Medical Shadow: Good news, I only need one of your fingers to be tested.

Graveyard Shadow: C'mon, little man, let's get this nightmare rolling!

—(to Ned before he enters his Nightmare)

Bathroom Shadow: Take a seat, Ned. I promise not to bite... too hard!

Grave digger: Unfortunately... This plot is purchased.

—(to Ned after pulling him out of the dirt)

Grave digger: Pardon... But, that grave is reserved.

—(to Ned after pulling him out of the dirt)

Pumpkin: My head's ready to B-BURST ALL OVER!

—(before the pumpkin proceeds to puke its brains on Ned)

School Shadow: Dare you to enter THIS Nightmare.

—(to Ned before he enters his Nightmare)

Attic, Basement, and Beyond Shadow: Hey, come and see what goes... BUMP in the night.

—(to Ned before he enters her Nightmare)

Ned: What is this, some kind of gorilla?

—(in response to his future self at the beginning of the Puberty Song)

Ned's Principal: Just, wait 'till your parents find out the havOC their offspring's created.

Ned's Principal: I hope you're ashamed of yourself! I never thought this would happen to Ned Needlemeyer!

Ned's Principal: We might have to take your bathroom privileges away.

Ned's Principal: [quiet stammering/ mumbling] Where is that number?!

Ned's Principal: I hope you're thinking about what you've done.

Ned's Principal: Do you know how much this call is going to cost the school board?

Ned's Principal: Well, well, well, Ned Needlemeyer. So, you're the one who's been clogging up the toilets with paper towels. Do you know what that to the plumbing in the teacher's lounge? WELL, DO YOU? Let's just say it's not pretty...

Ned's Principal: I hope your parents are ready for some very disturbing news.

Quotes about Nightmare Ned

"I've played games with creepy music and games with sad music, but never anything that combines those two feelings as masterfully as Nightmare Ned. Almost every piece in its soundtrack sends chills up my spine, speaking of hopelessness and, appropriately, nightmares. The piano is used to an eerie effect, almost simulating the aforementioned chills."

—Klagmar, a Youtube user, in reference to the "In the Mouth" track from the game