Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around/YMMV

• Bile Fascination: The characters absolutely hate "Tales of a Dream Come True," but they can't help but continue to read it.
• Canon Discontinuity: Some time in between chapter seven and chapter nineteen, crazyroninchic apparently changed her mind on whether or not Haldir is supposed to be dead.
• Mary Sue: Starr and Celeste. And how! Since the fic is a satire, Starr and Celeste are mainly Parody Sues, but they can also be considered Purity Sues, Jerk Sues, Black Hole Sues, Relationship Sues (Starr for Legolas; Celeste for Aragorn), Fixer Sues (mainly Celeste, since she serves to make Aragorn forget about Arwen and fall in love with her), Possession Sues (mainly Starr, according to the Suethor of "Tales of a Dream Come True," Prettyprettyprincesssweet16), and God Mode Sues.
• She Just Didn't Care: Throughout the Suefic, there are several instances where the Suethor skips over important scenes and events in the LotR trilogy.
• Squick: This is the reaction of the characters whenever they come across a sex scene.