Mystery Men/Funny

• "I'm the PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days out of the month. You got a problem with that?!"

Everyone: "No!"

• *FWOOSH* "Excuse me!"
• When Mr. Furious tries to bail out during the Power Walk.
• About the lack of villains:

Vic: Look, I'm a publicist, not a magician. You want big news, you have to have big fights. A superhero needs a supervillain. And thanks to you, we've got none left.
Captain Amazing: Then get... the... Death Man!
Vic: Death Man is dead.
Captain Amazing: Okay — Father Doom.
Vic: Life without parole. Apocalypto's doing fifty years. Armagezzmo's in exile. Baron von Chaos got the chair —
Captain Amazing: Really?

• Anything the Sphinx says.
• "What do you mean 'we'? I was standing right over here."
  • "...I don't think he's gonna pull through."
• Crowning Moment of Funny: See Wax On, Wax Off on the main page.
• The superhero tryout scene.
• Michael Bay's sole line: "Dude....can we bring the brewskis?"
• Mr. Furious injuring himself in the process of starting his motorcycle.

Mr. Furious: ...Testicles...rising...